"A photographer went to a socialite party in New York. As he entered the front door, the host said 'I love your pictures - they're wonderful; you must have a fantastic camera.' He said nothing until dinner was finished, then: 'That was a wonderful dinner; you must have a terrific stove.' "
Sam Haskins died in November 2009. His web site is now maintained by his son, Ludwig. Check out SamHaskinsBlog.